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Funny Political Quote T-Shirt — “No, you can’t have Greenland. You haven’t even finished your Venezuela yet.”
$20.00 USD
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No, you can’t have Greenland. You haven’t even finished your Venezuela yet.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee speaks with a dry, pointed sense of humor. Short, bold text catches the eye and starts conversations—on road trips, at parties, or tucked under a jacket during a long, slow hike. It settles comfortably against the skin and wears like a lived-in favorite; the message reads like an inside joke for travelers who keep a messy passport and a sharper tongue. Wear it when you want to provoke a laugh, dodge small talk, or stake a playful claim on your next map. The shirt’s clean crew neck and classic fit make it easy to layer or wear alone, while durable, smooth fabric holds printed details crisp and clear wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, durable, great for printing
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear
- DTF/DTG printed details; prints stay sharp and long-lasting
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors